What the eff is going on in Darfur?
Well i will get to that in a moment, if you just got here from a google search, scroll down hoe. OH HEY! ITS YOU! YOU LOOK GREAT! ITS BEEN SO LONG? So when’s the baby due?!?… Oh…you’re not pregnant?…oh…you’re not a woman…Hmmm well thats a nice hair cut…oh…its a wig…….Well how’s you dad?!?…oh,you were told your parents were killed in a car crash but were actually ruthlessly murdered by an evil wizard as part of a plot to kill you because of some prophecy some loony divinations teacher spouted while she was drunk?…..oh…..Well i just realized that Trelawny is to blame for Dobby’s death. WTF…Not. Cool.
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Holy pewp, its been 2 weeks hasn’t it? Well hi there. As you know Jenna filled in for me last week as a guest blogger. If you dont know who jenna is, she’s like my orrigional friend from the ning. She talked to me non stop, she let me whine to her, she understood all my references. I thought i was in love with her until she helped me accept that i was gay. She has done a lot for me. Thanks Jenna. Luff chu.
Ps. You can thank patrick for deleting your blog.
Well my life, since the last blog that i wrote, It was my brothers spring break, we skiied on Friday, i told you that.
Saturday- We skiied 10 inches of fresh snow
Sunday- We skiied 4.5 inches of fresh snow
Monday- I went to school with him, we bought Call Of Duty ModernWarefare 2, and x box live. We were having tons of fun. I was in the middle of a game with patrick when my beloved brother decides to drop his ski pole on the x box, part of the xbox dropped down and scratched the disk. Luckly he bought a warenty for 3 dollars. We replaced it. Wewt.
Tuesday- We played x box…a lot… Patrick pwnd me. Hard. I killed him i dunno, 11 times to i dunno 20349872304 times that he killed me. So i decided to get up on top of the tower, pull out my shot gun and wait for him to come get me, i shot him in the face. Worth it. I also have team fortress 2, i love that game more than modernwarfare2. Im actually good at it.
Wednesday- Went skiing at the mountain near my brothers school ( i dont know if i told you this but he transfered schools a long time ago, my mom got on the phone and called like a mad woman, within 2 days of him dropping out she had him re-enrolled at a better school that he loves, with a dorm room, My mom=Pwn) i skiied on new ski’s that my aunt got me, she has a job that gets her free skiis. Yeah…i know. They’re called Pocket Rockets. To you ski newbs i will explain. They’re big. They make huge turns. Holy eff you have no idea. You get going to fast. That night on the bus home, the bus driver called the cops on a guy on the bus. He was hella drunk. They pulled him off the bus. Arrested him, in front of the entire bus, and his ten year old son who he had been screaming at. Fucking ass hat. The cop got back on the bus, looked at his seat, walked away with a half full bottle of Jager. Not subtle at all. The best part was how the lady behind us was drinking a beer the entire time. EL OH EL.
Later that night- my mom picked us up and we went on a road trip to utah, we made it to my grandparents house by 12. I fell asleep.
Thursday- We drove and drove. Scratch that, I drove and drove and drove all the way to Utah, to arches national park. It was cool. Picture montage comming soon. We hiked 5 miles that day. These pictures wont fit in too well so click on them.
Ignore the sweat pants, im on vacation.
Ugly self taken photos anyone?
I found this cloud cool. You should too.
Friday- We did more hiking, we saw 5 arches that day i think. A total of 18. I didnt take pictures of all of them. Dammit. We hiked up to delicate arch, their most famous arch, it was odd, we’re in the middle of desert, and i run into my ceramics teacher and debate coach (they’re married) that was super cool. Also odd, we were in the middle of the desert, almost to Delicate arch, and it starts snowing……… talk about bizarre. It was a cool experience, my mom and i go on a lot of road trips, she’s busy at work so its our bonding time. We sat there in the snowy desert, and waited until the sun came out. It was really nice.
Saturday- we drove forever to pick up my brother at college so he could go play hockey. No seriously, that was the legitimate reason. You guys dont understand what kind of game it was. It was the ski school vs ski patrol Hockey game, for charity. Code for “LOLHEY LEZ ALL GED DRUNK AND FIGHT, FOR CHARITY” It was crazy. We brought my Grandpa and Grandma, Aunt Uncle and Cousin to the game, and regretted it imidiatly. I sent catie a video of a drunk girl dancing on a bench, i’ll probably post that next week. The people were so insane. Eff. Everyone was so drunk you would not belive, they would jump on the glass, talk shit to the players, flip them off, cuss them out, throw shit at them. Ski school its serious business. Being one of 9 sober people there (all memebers of my family) i was having more fun watching the drunk people than they were having fun being drunk. 
This was the only picture i took, the rest are videos. Im going to edit them all together and post it next week. So lawl.This really doesnt show how retarded everyone was acting. Dammit. Ski school won, my brother almost had a goal, with 2 minutes left there was a 2 fight brawl, some guy bled all over the ice. So awesome.
Sunday- It was my moms birthday, we had breakfast with my cousin aunt uncle grandma grandpa and brother. That was great. We went up to my grand parents house and ate carrot cake. My brother mom and i went skiing. It was really really really nice out, sunny and warm skiing. The only good thing about spring skiing. We had so much fun. Later that day we skiied the mile. Its a mile long run out of bounds to the town 3 miles away. It was so nice and powdery up top. So great, like i only have dreams about these conditions. Down lower in the trees you have to gain speed or die, its sketch because you’re in the trees and you have to think hella fast. Picture.
Lawl nice Gaper Gap brother. You guys wont get that. Move here so i can teach you ski bum lingo. After that we went back to my grandparents house and just sat on the porch in the sun shine and talked to my grandparents about everything for 2 hours. It was really nice, all the snow was melting around us, dripping off of everything, makeing an orchestra of sounds. I suck at writing. Then out of the effing blue we saw a Black Fox. I looked it up, they’re really rare, and my GrandParents have one in their back yard. God my family rocks. John went back to school that night and Mom Dad and Byron had dinner with My dad’s mom. (55% of my family lives within 30 minutes of us) We went to the dusty boot and had huge burgers. It was a really good week.
The next week i went to school. I love 3rd-5th hour. My geometry teacher is supposed to have her baby tomorow. Today was her last day. Ive been getting good at the pottery wheel in ceramics. Its hard, complicated. I made an anti drinking video in video production, pwnd it hard. My teacher thought it was the best in the class. It was. Its for some contest. If i win i get to choose an NFL player to come to my school and make a speech, along with 2 tickets to a game. My group was hella annoying. I did all the work while they ironically shared drunk stories and invited me to a party. I declined. Its amazing how dumb some people are. Im making a video about dead teens and they’re talking about drinking. WTF.
Im going to baby sit tonight from 730 till 1130. Its going to be crazy. A baby and a 3 year old. I hope they like to sleep.
What the Eff is going on in Darfur?
Well i told Catie this the other day, and after Stuart talked about Australia, and Patrick talked about his government. I thought it was time for me to share a world issue with you guys. If you didnt know, the next great genocide of our time is going on right now in Sudan. So far an estimated 1.2 million have been killed. Darfur is a provence of Sudan in case you didnt know. Why is this going on? Well a group of douche bags called the janjaweed ( i kid you not, that is their name) like to kill non arabic people. It all started because the people stood up and said, “Hey man, Im Arabic but im still human, you cant tax me more and treat me unfairly” to which the Sudaneese gov’ment said ” LAWL UR FUNNEH -supplies rebel group with weapons to kill Arab’s-” Dont you think thats a little fucked up. The government supplying weapons to an undergroup militia, who kill people who they dont like because they dont like them. That’s like the equivalent of the US government giving guns to the KKK to kill blacks. The best part is that the Sudaneese government deneys it. But why is this so bad Byron? I mean its just Genocide? Well its most disturbing because we, The United States of Corruption is essentially Funding it. As we all know Just about EVERYTHING we own was made in china. We owe them about q092348712039487 gajillion dollars. China gives weapons to Sudan in exchange for Oil. Sudan’s government uses weapons to kill 1.3 people and displace 2 million more from their homes. THANK YOU AMERICA.
This Blog has gone on long enough
My zombie team
1. Dumbledore (as long as the zombies dont have snape on thier team)
2. Yoda-kick ass, he is
3. Night Crawler from X men- because teleporting is useful
4. Wolverine- Because not being able to die is useful
5. Dobby because i just thought about him
Thanks for reading all that
-B
